Drunken cheerleader to fat friend: We’re the hottest non-lesbian girl couple ever.–68th & Lex
JAP: He asked me to rub his chest hair. I was like, ‘Can I braid your chest hair, put little beads on it and make it shimmy so I can pretend I’m on vacation?’–6 train
Drunk girl: I’m not a whore. I just like to have my crotch touched.–Mercury Lounge, LES
20-ish girl: You would rather I put where I pee in where you shit?!
Gay teen: Yes, oh god, yes! It is better than putting where I pee in something that you bleed, pee, and have babies come out of!–Outside the Met
Don’t forget to read the past Best of Overheard in New York posts!!!