20-ish girl: Is this the line for the park?–Line for Neue Gallery, 85th & Madison
JAP on cell: Ummm… Some crazy lady just threw her coffee all over my legs. You don’t think I’ll get AIDS, do you?–Penn Station
Chick to doughnut: Don’t go to my stomach, okay? Just go to my titties.–125th & Broadway
Man on cell: Don’t call her a prostitute! That’s my mom you’re talking about. You lived with her — was she a prostitute then? No, she was not!–92nd & 1st
Mom to teen daughter: This is a very interesting place. It kind of has a European feel. –Au Bon Pain, 8th St
Chubs: Restaurant week is like Hanukkah for us fatties!–Little West 12th & 9th
Overheard in New York – Have A Great Labor Day Weekend!