Overheard that Homeless People are Funny

Tourist in crowd waiting for crosswalk: [Sneezes.]
Suit: Shut the fuck up!–47th & 6th

Woman on cell: What the hell is this? E’ry bitch in here got somebody else baby! Black ladies got white babies. White ladies got Chinese babies. Is this Take-somebody-else-baby-to-the-park Day? Shit, I wish somebody woulda took mines!–Madison Square Park

Old man on cell: Okay, well, I’m going to let you go. I’m seeing Spring Awakening, and I have to get settled and take my clothes off before the show starts.–Eugene O’Neill Theater

Banker: Hermione better nude up for the next Harry Potter.–60 Wall St

Chick: You know that hobo asking for a motorcycle? He now wants dinner in the Hamptons.–79th & Broadway


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