Overheard none of these Bitches have a Wii

Dude: Is there a frog in here?
Chick: Sorry, I tooted.–A train

Chick, to loudly burping friend: Oh my god, did you seriously just burp out loud in Bergdorf’s? Who are you?!–Bergdorf’s

Conductor: Please sit up.
Bag lady lying across several seats, staring at lights: Why won’t everyone leave me alone? [Begins loud, incoherent screaming.]
Conductor, backing away slowly: Okay, never mind.
Bag lady, to passenger: So, I tied him up. I gave him a Viagra, and I rode him for seven hours. And that’s why I look like this.–A train

Loud girl: Ugh! It smells like vagina in here!
Embarrassed friend: Shhh! You’re so loud!
Loud girl: No, seriously. It fucking smells on this train. It smells like a big, sweaty fucking vagina.
Embarrassed friend: It’s not that bad.
Loud girl: Yes, yes it is. Those train doors are the hole, and now we’re standing in a loose, flappy, smelly vagina.–6 train

Oh, Overheardinnewyork.com, why must you remind me how disgusting everybody is?

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